Reddit™ is home to a bustling marketplace of merchants and customers buying and selling poop, pee, worn panties, period blood, human milk, throw up, and more. You think I’m kidding?

With Post Malone’s chart-topping album “Beerbongs & Bentleys” being generally accepted as an instant hip-hop classic, it’s hard to think about anything without thinking of Post.

While recently on Reddit™ browsing to purchase some poo like any other day, I had an epiphany;

Hold your horses, I’ve been collecting Post Malone’s tour sweat for 2 months straight.

Would this community of perverts I’ve become so close with over the years be interested in buying all that sweat? I love the thought of letting someone else treasure Post’s juices, or maybe it’s the thought of not being so Malooone.

Either way, I couldn’t wait to find out.

I grabbed all my jars and the one zip-lock bag I filled when I ran out of jars and measured out a whopping 4 Liters. At first I thought I was crazy, but I must have measured it 6 times. 4 Liters.

I put up photos of it all on Reddit™ to find out, YES! These perverts DO want to purchase jars of Post Malone sweat. They even bought the zip-lock bag, being very understanding that I ran out of jars.

That’s where we got the money we used to fund swallow-media.com.

I was never in it for the money, though. Money is but a fleeting thrill. The hours I’ve spent following post Malone to every show, faking press passes, and ringing out the little towel he wiped his brow into a bottle. That’s priceless.